"I don’t feel well" said the Band leader
The Really Lovely Wedding 5
"That Dog is farting "When the saints go marching in". Shouted the Piano player "
"Absolutely brilliant" shouted the other musicians.
The guitar player said it was "Totally Masterful".
The band leader had never seen anything like it in his entire life . . .
He stood up and walked into the nearby kitchen. He picked up a saucepan and swiftly bashed it on his own head.
He put the saucepan back and told the girl at the front desk "I am going home I don’t feel well".
I do not think the Band leader had ever seen a Farten Hound before.
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