A  bedtime story for rude children,

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"I don’t feel well"  said the Band leader

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"That Dog is farting  "When the saints go marching in". Shouted the Piano player " 

"Absolutely brilliant" shouted the other musicians. 

The guitar player said it was "Totally Masterful".

The band leader  had never seen anything like it in his entire life . . .
He stood up and walked into the nearby  kitchen.  He picked up a saucepan and swiftly bashed it on his own head.

 He put the saucepan back and   told the girl at the front desk "I am going  home  I don’t feel well".

 I do not think the Band leader  had ever seen  a Farten Hound before. 

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